1. An early '00s Rihanna.
2. Marissa in a whimsical knit.
3. Eva Longoria in a fun-loving tie-front.
4. Christina Milian with sequin trim.
5. Paris shrugging it up.
Not a shrug but needed to be included.
America.
6. Mary J.
Queen.
7. Jamie Lynn and a ribbon detail.
8. Not technically a shrug, not yet a shirt.
9. Who could forget Jessica Alba being Sporty and Spontaneous in Honey.
10. Iconic.
11. Miley living two different lives in two different shrugs.
12. Katie Holmes in a fancy gilded neck shrug.
13. Michelle in a timeless cardigan shrug.
14. Mariah in a ruffled number.
A historic 5:1 ratio.
15. What if I told you this picture was from 2010 and not 2001?
16. Innovative.
17. A taffeta Glenn Close.
18. And finally: Dame Helen Mirren.
19. The patron saint of tiny shrugs.
20. She dazzles.
21. She delights.
22. She dares.
How shockingly small.
Bitches ain't shit.
