1. J. Crew
J. Cruella de Vil.
Are you sure that’s not a wedge of parmesan??
3. American Apparel
Made in the USexA.
The touch, the feel of spandex and other tight synthetic fibers.
5. Lady Foot Locker
Because ladies need a separate store for their lady sneakers!!!!!
6. The Art of Shaving
An entire franchise devoted to overpriced hair grooming products is VERY necessary.
Knit turtleneck: in vogue or in your dad’s closet???
8. Steve Madden
Add $100 for every heel inch.
Now that’s the capitalistic spirit!!!
For all your neon green rubber wristwatch needs!!!
11. Urban Outfitters
Wait, so is this where your arms go?
L’Occihgjkdamveiwalmcs. Oui, Oui.