1. This is a real, someone-actually-had-to-think-this-was-true-and-make-this guide from a 1944 issue of Life magazine.
2. But before we dismiss this as antiquated thinking of a bygone era…
3. Maybe implementing this system in 2014 wouldn’t be that bad of an idea…
4. A top bow for the ladies on the prowl.
5. Mingling Miley.
6. Making-eyes-at-you Miranda.
7. Or ??????
*If I was your bowfriend*
8. Conscious up-bowing.
9. A back bow for the LGBT community.
10. A vision of monogamy.
11. Jodie doing Jodie.
12. A right bow for the drunkly**** in love.
14. Or ?????
Only Solange may know.
15. For the coy damsels who are *off the market*.
16. Emma and Andrew.