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What Your Hair Bow Says About Your Love Life According To This 1944 Magazine

Debowchery.

1. This is a real, someone-actually-had-to-think-this-was-true-and-make-this guide from a 1944 issue of Life magazine.

2. But before we dismiss this as antiquated thinking of a bygone era…

3. Maybe implementing this system in 2014 wouldn’t be that bad of an idea…

4. A top bow for the ladies on the prowl.

5. Mingling Miley.

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6. Making-eyes-at-you Miranda.

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7. Or ??????

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The Associated Press

 

*If I was your bowfriend*

8. Conscious up-bowing.

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9. A back bow for the LGBT community.

10. A vision of monogamy.

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11. Jodie doing Jodie.

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12. A right bow for the drunkly**** in love.

14. Or ?????

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Only Solange may know.

15. For the coy damsels who are *off the market*.

16. Emma and Andrew.

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17. Kimye.

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Bownd 2.

18. Kanye and Kanye.

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19. And finally, the caged Gosling.

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