What Your Hair Bow Says About Your Love Life According To This 1944 Magazine

    Debowchery.

    This is a real, someone-actually-had-to-think-this-was-true-and-make-this guide from a 1944 issue of Life magazine.

    But before we dismiss this as antiquated thinking of a bygone era...

    Maybe implementing this system in 2014 wouldn't be that bad of an idea...

    A top bow for the ladies on the prowl.

    Mingling Miley.

    Making-eyes-at-you Miranda.

    Or ??????

    *If I was your bowfriend*

    Conscious up-bowing.

    A back bow for the LGBT community.

    A vision of monogamy.

    Jodie doing Jodie.

    A right bow for the drunkly**** in love.

    Or ?????

    For the coy damsels who are *off the market*.

    Emma and Andrew.

    Kimye.

    Kanye and Kanye.

    And finally, the caged Gosling.