So today is a new day and you want to ~~spice~~ up your look.
1. I do always wear my part on the same side of my head…
Help part II.
3. I mean why not?
6. Middle parts are posh.
Props to the guy in the background.
7. Middle parts are timeless.
JTT, because duh.
So you commit and take the comb to your hair.
More Hilary Duff, for good measure.
8. Um, where did my forehead go?
9. OK, how does my hair look greasy and stringy?
Except Beyoncé still looks phenomenal and can rock stringy hair because life isn’t fair.
10. SO STRINGY.
Is that fig I spy? Such classy string cheese.
12. Why does my chin look so prominent?
You enter the outside world with a newfound confidence.
I love your middle part, they said. You can definitely pull it off, they said.
18. The side is calling me.
19. Ah, much better.
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