So today is a new day and you want to ~~spice~~ up your look.
The fine-toothed comb speaks to you.
1. I do always wear my part on the same side of my head…
Help part II.
3. I mean why not?
6. Middle parts are posh.
Props to the guy in the background.
So you commit and take the comb to your hair.
More Hilary Duff, for good measure.
9. OK, how does my hair look greasy and stringy?
Except Beyoncé still looks phenomenal and can rock stringy hair because life isn’t fair.
10. SO STRINGY.
Is that fig I spy? Such classy string cheese.