You know when you buy 1,000 bobby pins?
1. Maybe in the netherworld between your car center console and your seat where you can’t fit your hands.
5. The New York Rainforest cafe locations that have been closed since the early naughts.
6. In what boxes remain of the discontinued bread-shaped French Toast Crunch.
7. In the last 1,000 pages of Infinite Jest and the accompanying endnotes that no one has actually read.
10. Scattered throughout the final obstacle course in the historically important children’s game show, Legends of the Hidden Temple
11. In the underworld where improperly assembled silver monkey statues go to die.
What could have been.