gay men and lesbians make the best friends <3

the joys of being in orchestra and knowing the majority of these…

i am the tie-dyed mini fridge! wow i am such a college student

i have a friend who made them and she used those delicious hazelnut chocolate balls; they looked so realistic!

how did you not put the e e cummings one up here? it made me actually laugh out loud!

i liked the subtle avenue q reference in the showtunes girl paragraph.

sand cat for sure

i was at the baltimore zoo and the animals did NOTHING. we didn’t even know there was an earthquake until we heard people talking about it.

much more clever than everything else