1. Capable of remembering an unlimited amount of information....Won't let you remember anything
2. Thinking about a loved one......imagining horrible scenarios where they die
3. Absolutely hate a song.....Can't get it out of your head
4. Decide to start eating healthily.....Can't stop thinking of chocolate
5. Convices you to have a productive day.....Do nothing
6. Appreciating someone elses nice features.....Hating your own
7. Needing something in another part of your house.....Get there you have no idea what you’re looking for
8. Seeing other people talking.....Convinces you they’re talking about you
9. Tells you you’ve forgotten something.....Won’t tell you what it is
10. You see something you want in a shop but you decide not to buy it.....Can’t stop thinking about it
11. But when you you cave from the constant nagging and buy it.....you instantly regret it
12. Waiting for an important text or phone call.....sends you in to an agonising frenzy
13. Convinces you to do something naughty......makes you hate yourself for doing it
14. Feel exhausted all day.....Feel wired and awake at bedtime
15. Decide to start working out...Do it once
16. You decide to start saving some money....can't stop thinking of ways to blow it
17. Talk about ghost stories with friends....Shit your pants when you go to bed
18. Dreaming of someone you know doing something horrible.....Hating that person the next day
19. Or, equally annoying dreaming of something amazing......Never able to dream it again
20. Going out with friends and having a great night out.....Remembers every little cringe worthy thing you did and repeats it
Screw you brain.......screw you!