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    45 Thoughts You Have At A Nail Salon

    What is that mysterious ‘soap’ that goes in the pedicure water? Is it just dishwashing liquid?

    1. Why do I have to wait when I made a booking?

    2. Why do they have those tacky glitter colours? Who chooses them?

    3. Will this colour match my outfits for the next 2 weeks?

    4. What colour will make me look the most tanned?

    5. Why do people choose that beige colour, it definitely adds 50 years

    6. Square or Round? Round. No square. No round.

    7. Do I really need a manicure or can I just get a polish?

    8. Shit, I probably should have shaved my legs before coming

    9. Hope that the massage chairs actually work.

    10. Should the toes match the fingers?

    11. What function should I set the massage chair on? Knead, vibrate or soft?

    12. What is that mysterious ‘soap’ that goes in the pedicure water? Is it just dishwashing liquid?

    13. I really hope that scraper doesn’t tickle my foot and make me flinch like a loser

    14. Man that tickles. Don’t laugh don’t laugh.

    15. I wish I wore my flip flops

    16. I wonder if I am up to my free pedicure yet on my loyalty card?

    17. I’m dying to see who just texted me but my phone is in my bag

    18. Why did I not take my keys out of my bag before I started?

    19. I wish I had not chosen this colour

    20. Why are the magazines so far away?

    21. I wonder what colour the girl next to me has; I wish I got that instead.

    22. Can I sneak a peak at the ladies nails next to me without her seeing me?

    23. Please cut them shorter so I can stretch it out to 3 weeks before I come back

    24. Are they talking about me right now?

    25. Why are you hurting me?

    26. Why are you making me bleed?

    27. You hate me?

    28. Wish both my hands were not soaking so I could use my phone

    29. This acetone is definitely leaching into my bloodstream

    30. I am totally going to get a fungal infection

    31. I am not the first nail this emery board has been rubbed on

    32. Why is the TV never tuned to something decent?

    33. I wish the lady doing the girl next to me was doing my nails

    34. God I'm bored

    35. Why is this taking so long?

    36. I’m going to be late back at work

    37. I should have paid before they painted my nails

    38. Are they dry yet?

    39. How much longer am I stuck under this UV lamp?

    40. Can I get cancer from this lamp?

    41. How did I smudge these already

    42. Should I say something?

    43. Why didn’t I bring cash so it was cheaper

    44. Oh they look quite good though

    45. I'm totally nailing life right now