1. Bugling Merit Badge
You definitely earn this merit badge by putting bugles on your fingers and adding an evil laugh.
2. Fingerprinting Merit Badge
Gotta get arrested for this merit badge so you can get your fingerprints taken.
3. Crime Prevention Merit Badge
Guess that means you have to become a vigilante to stop yourself from getting arrested again.
4. Archery Merit Badge
And it’s likely you won’t have to kill anyone for this badge, but maybe Katniss herself will award it to you.
5. Horsemanship Merit Badge
Easy enough: all you have to do is travel to Narnia.
6. Shotgun Shooting Merit Badge
Get your friends and get to partying. What an enjoyable way to earn a badge!
7. Aviation Merit Badge
As kids, we all thought we could fly. Maybe you just have to believe to get this badge.
8. Family Life Merit Badge
Watch every episode of Family Guy. Plus, you already experience a good family life since you’re part of such an accepting and tolerant group, Boy Scouts.
9. Bird Study Merit Badge
Give a couple people the bird to obtain this merit badge. We all know a few Boy Scouts who deserve to get it.
11. Motor-boating Merit Badge
Do as they say, not as Vince Vaughn does.
12. Whitewater Merit Badge
You probably just have to watch a white guy drink water to get this one. Not all merit badges have to be difficult.
13. Leatherwork Merit Badge
Dip your foot into the fetish pool for this merit badge.
14. Electronic Merit Badge
You most likely qualify for this one already.
15. Space Exploration Merit Badge
Space, the final frontier. Hopefully you get to join the Star Trek Fleet to explore new worlds, to seek out new life and civilizations, and to boldly go where no man has gone before.
16. Woodworking Merit Badge
But if you don’t get to go into space, perhaps you get to spend some alone time in your room.
17. Signaling Merit Badge
You just have to play KEMPS (kent), the most awesome camp card game, and become an expert at signaling your partner.