Buzz·Posted on 14 Sept 201522 Secrets Au Pairs Will Never RevealWe bribe your kids. Sorry.by Kate SmoothyBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. As soon the host parents go out, we bribe their kids with chocolate and late bedtimes. View this photo on Instagram 2. We usually roll out of bed about five minutes before having to do the school run. 3. And after lunch, we nap until school pick-up time. 4. We spend the whole week counting down to the weekend, so we can hand the kids over and get smashed. 5. But that’s not to say it has to be a weekend for us to let our hair down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. As soon as our host families announce they're going away for a bit and need us to house-sit, we arrange a house party. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Sometimes we have more fun doing the kids' activities than the actual children do. View this photo on Instagram 8. But we also have a secret hiding place to smoke, snack, or text while we're supposed to be working. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When the host parents ask us to pop to the shops while they watch the kids, we'll take at least 10 minutes longer than necessary. 10. Despite our job title, a lot of us aren't actually that fond of kids. 11. We're doing the job because we get to live in a really nice house in a banging city for a year. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. There's nothing more annoying than people thinking an au pair is the same as a nanny. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. If one of the host parents confides in us about something personal, we truly feel like we're one of the family. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. But because of the kids, we're usually more aware of our host family's gossip than the parents realise. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Everyone thinks we spend our weekends soaking up the culture and practicing our new language with our foreign friends. View this photo on Instagram 16. But when it comes to the end of our year abroad, we suddenly go nuts and try to tick everything off our bucket list before we leave. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. There is never a more disappointing moment than when the host family announces they're going on a "health kick". 18. We either LOVE our host family's extended family... View this photo on Instagram 19. ...or they don't really get us or our general presence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. When the old au pair comes to visit the family, we can't stomach how jealous we feel. 21. When our times come to an end and we have a "handover period" with the new au pair, things can get a bit weird. 22. But above all, we're immensely sad to leave. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF