The tip about hoarders is really all you need. I watch an episode and I am immediately filled with a deep fear that my house will get that bad someday. Presto: the desire to Clean All The Things is born.

$2.99 for a chapter book? That shit is $10.20 on amazon now. Lame.

I had the 1988!

Crazy Bowls and Wraps FTW!  Seriously. Fucking delicious wraps.

AND?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KRAKEN?

The monkey for sure looks like Michael Jackson - not Voldemort.

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I’m a wedding photographer, I’ve never ever been told to go to a vending machine for a drink. And I eat those cheese squares and bacon wrapped hors d’ouvres right out in the open. I try to look extra exhausted while I do…because usually by that point, I am.

I’m pregnant…due about the same time as her…and my belly actually IS sort of hard and immobile. It’s also nowhere near that big. BUT…that can vary from person to person I think.