I'm a wedding photographer, I've never ever been told to go to a vending machine for a drink. And I eat those cheese squares and bacon wrapped hors d'ouvres right out in the open. I try to look extra exhausted while I do…because usually by that point, I am.

I'm pregnant…due about the same time as her…and my belly actually IS sort of hard and immobile. It's also nowhere near that big. BUT…that can vary from person to person I think.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh for petes sake.

Not to beat a dead horse, but if I had taken any of thse pictures I'd be pissed because there is absolutely no credit given here. Just sayin.

Sounds great…if your parents decide to bring the car to a stop in the middle of nowhere.

this was…upsetting. to say the least.

Just sayin' - my mama would have grounded me for life when I was 17 for doing that shit in public. Unless, of course, I brought in millions of dollars. Then I suppose I would have been above parental rule.

@nickd7 - alas, I had ATT and their service was AWFUL (case study: once I was transferred 19 times to 19 separate people in the SAME CALL), and incidentally, so was Time Warners when I had them (case study 2: reported a paid bill to the credit agencies and marred my otherwise perfect credit).  I can't decide which was worse, so now I have DirecTV. Problem solved….for 129 dollars a month.

I'm not convinced that she might just not know her alphabet, sadly.