This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 1, 2011The 5 Craziest Things Charlie Sheen Said On The Today ShowSeriously, what is he on?by kate123Community ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. He's waged war with CBS. "They picked a fight with a warlock" 2. He posseses Adonis DNA and Tiger blood. That's how he beat addiction, duh. 3. He's "bitchin', a total freakin' rock star from Mars." So, naturally, he deserves $3 million an episode. 4. The creator of AA is a plagiarist. He cleaned up without AA in Sober Valley Lodge, which also happens to be his own home. 5. He's never gone to work drunk. Tipsy, sure, but "never loaded."
