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The 5 Craziest Things Charlie Sheen Said On The Today Show
Seriously, what is he on?
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1. He's waged war with CBS.
"They picked a fight with a warlock"
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2. He posseses Adonis DNA and Tiger blood.
That's how he beat addiction, duh.
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3. He's "bitchin', a total freakin' rock star from Mars."
So, naturally, he deserves $3 million an episode.
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4. The creator of AA is a plagiarist.
He cleaned up without AA in Sober Valley Lodge, which also happens to be his own home.
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5. He's never gone to work drunk.
Tipsy, sure, but "never loaded."
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