1. Because of the natural evolution of language:
I hate toronto because all of the people talk like fucking idiots with their dumb slang
2. Because of grocery stores:
either i just couldnt find it or this god forsaken grocery store doesnt have FUCKING MAPLE SYRUP I HATE TORONTO SO MUCH
3. Because party crashers can't get any respect:
we crashed a party and asked a bunch of dudes to put on chief keef but they played soca instead lmao i hate toronto
4. Because parents make you go there:
I hate Toronto so fucking much like I don't think I hate a city more than Toronto because when I lived in buffalo my mom took me every week
5. Because it's too friendly:
I hate Toronto because i feel as though everybody knows each other
6. Because it's full of vegans:
Toronto is the worst city in the world. Full of traffic, cowards, bad drivers, and worst of all, VEGANS
7. Even worse, vegans who ADVERTISE:
toronto is the worst city not because of rob ford or underachieving leafs, but because of stupid vegan ads in the subway.
8. Because it has unusual bars:
A Harry Potter themed bar just opened in Toronto because Toronto is the worst place on Earth.
9. Because Toronto's always gotta make things so complicated:
Guy on streetcar goes on mini rant about how dt Toronto "sucks" because he got on the wrong streetcar and everything is too complicated...
10. Because people haven't heard of a little place called Golden Griddle:
on nye i just wanna get drunk then go to ihop but toronto sucks cause there's no ihop
11. Because bands want to interact with you:
Ewww some band from Toronto just followed me SORRY but Toronto sucks right now so I hope they read this before they're blocked
12. Because the "coffee" part of "coffee shop" is a difficult concept to grasp:
Second cup in Toronto sucks ass. What coffee shop doesn't have breakfast?!?!?!
13. Because of botany:
Being Italian, living in Toronto sucks becAUSE THE FUCKING FIG TREES WON'T GROW
14. Because there's a variety of event spaces:
toronto sucks theres only really big venues or really small venues
15. Because of winter:
I like toronto , in the summer. In the winter it honestly sucks to live here
16. Because of summer:
The only thing I dislike about summer is the humidity! Toronto sucks for that.
17. Because teenagers use the internet:
Yik yak in Toronto sucks because half the people on it are stupid but opinionated high schoolers
18. Because you can't pee in the street:
Downtown Toronto sucks when you need to pee while walking home.
19. Because of pretty much everything:
Toronto is bad at most things