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Let's state the obvious: Nobody gives a shit about Edmonton.
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So they have a big mall. What's so fun about that?
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The city doesn't have any interesting architecture to catch your eye.
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Nope, no architecture or culture at all.
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You won't find any hidden spots of unexpected beauty.
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Nobody there has any real appreciation for the arts.
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If you're a fan of any kind of art, really, Edmonton is probably the worst place you could go.
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Is there even anything to do in Edmonton during the winter?
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Your kids would just be trapped indoors all season.
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Not that there's anything to do in the summer, either.
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I mean, everyone in Edmonton must be bored to tears during the warm months.
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There aren't any celebrations of different cultures.
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And if you like nature, Edmonton is not the place for you.
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It's concrete as far as the eye can see.
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The city is a pedestrian's nightmare.
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Going to school there would be the worst torture imaginable.
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You won't find any charming neighbourhoods in Edmonton.
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And the suburbs are typically dull.
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If you're a history buff, just go to the library, because there's nothing to see here.
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There's just no sense of community in Edmonton.
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Nothing EVER happens to bring everyone together.
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Trust us: Edmonton is best seen from afar. Stay away.
