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    16 Nerdy Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good

    "I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite nerdy jokes. Here are the wonderful results.

    1. How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

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    3. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

    4. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?

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    7. How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

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    9. What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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    11. Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.

    12. Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

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    14. Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

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    16. What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

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