1. You spend less time getting ready.
2. Which means more snoozing time.
3. You save so much money.
4. And even more time from not having to touch anything up.
5. You don’t have to wrassle with clown-paint remover.
6. Especially because some makeup requires paint thinner.
7. Your face feels as free as an eagle.
8. And if your pores could hug you for not clogging them, they would.
9. You save your face from 100,000,000 mystery chemicals.
10. You can rub your eyes freely with no threat of smudging.
11. And cry a river — mascara streak-free!
12. You won’t emerge from the shower looking like this.
13. Or wake up looking like this.
14. Special occasions feel even more special when you doll up and wear it.
15. And not feeling pressure to have to wear makeup feels liberating.
16. Because psychologically, having choices makes you happier.
17. No one notices or cares about the difference (and if they say you look tired, tell them that's not very polite).
18. Meaning you can divert any energy you used to fret about what people will think for something else!
19. Because your family and friends still love you.
20. And you look radiant.
