• He Can Bench Press 200 Pounds

    He Can Bench Press 200 Pounds

    *insert joke about raising debt ceilings*

  • His Favorite Show Is “The Wire.”

    His Favorite Show Is “The Wire.”

    His Favorite Quote? “Omar comin’” [or at least that’s what I think it is]

  • He Has A Beer Named After Him In Kenya.

    He Has A Beer Named After Him In Kenya.

    source As well as hundreds of stores and restaurants.

  • His First Date With Michelle Was The Movie “Do The Right Thing”

    His First Date With Michelle Was The Movie “Do The Right Thing”

    Romanticism be damned! This man was on a mission.

  • His High School Yearbook Picture Inscription Thanks “Tut,” “Gramps,” and the “Choom Gang.” Choom Is Hawaiian Slang For “Pot Smoking.”

    His High School Yearbook Picture Inscription Thanks “Tut,” “Gramps,” and the “Choom Gang.” Choom Is Hawaiian Slang For “Pot Smoking.”

    So, you know - there’s that.

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