1. This is literally the story of your life.
2. If puns were a subject, you'd get an F.
3. Like you're really the worst at edible humor.
4. And your love for grammar will always supersede your love for anything else in general.
5. Flirting with you is as difficult as it is rare.
6. Your nerdy pursuits mean more to you than anything else.
7. You can easily blame your brutal honesty for being your biggest cockblock.
8. And if there were courses that would help you "get the hint," you'd probably be the first to sign up.
9. These classes reeaalllly need to exist, tbh.
10. The fact that you play by the rules, and do exactly what you're told doesn't help.
11. Complimenting your crush isn't one of your strong suits.
12. Nor do you know how to accept compliments.
13. This may hit too close to home.
14. And more often than not, what you think is significantly different from what you say.
15. But hold on tightly because there will be someone who doesn't get this flirting, romancing thing either.
And the two of you will live awkwardly and happily ever after.
