16 Things You Should Never Tell A Desi At The Gym

    "Good, you'll lose the Diwali weight. LOL."

    1. "Array, very good you joined. You needed it."

    2. "Haha, looks like you ate way too much mithai during Diwali!"

    3. "Weight shate don't do. Do cardio."

    4. "Is that a beer belly or are you preggo? Haha."

    5. "Did you just join? Dekh ke aisa hi lag raha hai."

    6. "Mummy shaadi ke liye ladke dhundh rahi hai kya?"

    7. "Eat only kakdi, tamatar and boiled chicken with no oil, you'll lose weight damn fast."

    8. "All you need is cardio and nothing else."

    9. "Don't do treadmill re. Do elliptical, works on full body."

    10. "Array, girls shouldn't lift heavy weights. You will get muscles."

    11. "No, no! Don't take whey protein, it's steroids."

    12. "Wo builder dekh udhar... Steroids."

    13. "You want abs right? I do 500 crunches everyday."

    14. "Do GM diet, ek week mein 5kg lose hoyega."

    15. "You're already so skinny, why are you working out?"

    16. And the one thing you should never ask under any circumstances, "Kuch weight kamm hua kya?"