21 Signs Your Muslim Friend Is Fasting

They have a date lined up every night. And they won’t stop making puns about it.

1. Their Instagram feed is full of #Iftaari.

Die of hunder during the day. Die of fullness after Maghrib.

2. And #Sehri.

3. And, of course, a special mention for Roohafza!

The Red Draught Ramadan is incomplete without!

4. They don’t get tired of sharing this joke.

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Seriously. Year after year after year.

5. They put important notices on their desk.

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#TrueStory

6. And they keep their distance while having any face-to-face conversations.

Allah may love that fasting breath, but humans definitely don’t.

7. If you ask them the time:

8. They’ve started seeing Ramadan references in all popular culture.

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9. Their weekend Check-Ins look like this:

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And at Gulsan-e-Iran, Shalimar, Bade Miya, Rajasthan, Naya Nagar.

10. And their weekend plans when they aren’t eating look like:

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‘Hey, you wanna do something this weekend?’
‘No, I’m really, really busy.’

11. Their tagged photos look like this:

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It’s usually their aunt who has just discovered facebook. If you want to know who your friend’s family is, click on the 25 others.

12. Their standard reply to almost anything:

‘Let’s go take a walk’
‘No bro, I’m fasting’

13. Their reaction when someone lies about fasting:

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We all have that one friend who says he’s fasting but is later seen grabbing lunch.

14. If they walk into a place with food during the day:

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Let’s moonwalk out of here and come back after Iftaari maybe!

15. Their face if there’s a lunch party at work:

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Earn some sawaab, save something tasty for them!

16. And when they keep a fast without Sehri, you’ll know to treat them extra nicely all day:

Maghrib, y u so far?

If I just lay here, maybe Maghrib will come faster.

17. Even though they’re totally chill with you eating/drinking around them, you’ll be too consumed by guilt to ever actually do it.

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18. There’s no use trying to talk to them in the 10 minutes leading up to Iftaari because they’re definitely preoccupied.

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19. And if you happen to witness that first bite, you’ll know what true joy looks like.

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#Foodgasm

20. Anyway, your job is to be as supportive as possible – this is an extremely important (yet difficult!) month for your pal.

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21. And, in return for your unconditional love and support, feel free to demand all the delicious food you want.

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