NSFW: What He REALLY Wants For Father’s Day

Every year you ask what I want for Father’s Day with the kids (conveniently?) sitting right in front of us, and every year I provide G-rated suggestions because (call me a prude) its sorta not appropriate to ask for sexual favors in front of the kids. So in the off chance you’re reading the rants or looking for a poolboy, even though we don’t have a pool, here’s what I really want:

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