Hilarious Recap of Last Night’s Dancing With the “Stars”

Readers? Dear readers. You asked for it, you pleaded for it, and now you’ve got it. Your tiny little internet pal Miss Banshee is recapping Dancing with the Freaking Stars. This is my first time watching it, so I had NO IDEA WHAT THE HOLY FU…I mean, how interesting this show is. Hold me? A disclaimer. I know next to nothing about dancing. I was a goth club kid, I danced in platform boots in a cage.

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