Buster Bluth Explains Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford's Scandal

Toronto has taken a beating in the media in the last few weeks, due to our intrepid mayor being an admitted crack user. It makes it easier to deal with if you use Buster Bluth quotes to soften the blow.

He Hasn't Always Been the Most Attentive Mayor

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Mayor Ford has been known to not show up all the time to work, or to show up late, or even to have a nap on the job.

He's Been Known to Like a Drink

He's a jovial guy. He enjoys a "couple of pops" in the comfort of his own home, or the backseat of his car, or even at official visits.

He's Proud of Holding Office, and Wears His Livery Collar a Lot

Like when he was photographed shaking hands with a Neo-Nazi.

His Family Has His Back

The mayor's mother and sister went on TV this week to express their support and love for him by calling him a fat alcoholic with behavioral problems.

He Has a Lot of Respect For His Mother

When the scandal of the existence of the tape broke, the mayor drove to his mother's house, and then bought sausages.

He Knows How to Keep it Fresh

Sometimes, the world can be a harsh place, and you've gotta just have fun.

We've had fun, but on a serious note, in case it hasn't made the international press, here's what kind of a mayor he really is.