You’re damn right I’m an ice queen.
You’re damn right I’m an ice queen.
AT LEAST YOU PEOPLE CAN REACH EVERYTHING AND DON’T HAVE TO RUN TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR LONG LEGGED FRIENDS.
I tried Salvia once. Thought the blanket I was sitting on was the world and if I touched the blackness outside it I would be sucked into nothingness. Lasted about five minutes then I was back to normal. I would try again.
“Cheer up.” Coming from my (then) best friend who has also struggled with depression made it hurt even more.
$80?? No. Maybe if they looked less like a collage made my a 12-year old.
So. Wear all black. With prints and patterns. And a splash of colour. And layers. And heels. And boots. Always.
I don’t know, that unicorn bicycle looks pretty rad
It’s not really meant to “teach” anything, it’s more to normalize it and tell kids that it’s okay to talk about this kind of stuff.
Constantly self improving? I guess the answer is no. No you cannot guess what I was like in my early twenties.
“Not all humans”
I KNEW IT. I knew there was a reason I’ve never struggled with dry skin or eczema while my mother who showers at least once a day has terribly dry skin.
No. No I can honestly say I did not love any of these things, secretly or otherwise.
The dog swearing makes me giggle every time.
A few weeks ago some people were handing out free reflectors as an ad campaign for an insurance company. I took one and the lady who gave it to me just looked me in the eye and smiled and then we both moved on. It made me feel more like an actual human being than I had felt in a very long time. That was a good gift.
So what exactly am I supposed to do with my growing pixie cut which is now in the ever so attractive mullet stage?
Fat women are being bombarded with messages that we are unhealthy, disgusting, ugly etc CONSTANTLY. And you get all up in arms about ONE SONG using the phrase skinny bitches? Fuck you.
Spencer is quite clearly a Ravenclaw.
Pretty proud of my 10/10 since most of these aren’t even available in my country and I’ve never seen them before.
I have never heard of that practice.
LENA DUNHAM NO FUCK YOU.
It looks very uneven…
I realised something while doing this. I’ve run out of fucks to give about these people. Thanks Buzzfeed!
I don’t see the problem…
I can’t even orgasm during intercourse.
Oh yes. I only answer when my mum or boyfriend call. And “unknown caller”? Nope, that shit just makes me want to throw the phone across the room.
EWW GROSS BOOBS.
I was in Prague with my best friend, we had been drinking a lot of Absinthe and had the splendid idea to leave our hostel room and get some more. On the short walk (there or back, I cant remember) I suddenly felt a very urgent need to pee. “So pee,” my best friend said. “Okay but you can’t hold it against me later,” I said, and squatted down in the street. I did not even pull my pants down. I just peed. In my jeans. And laughed. I don’t remember much after that.
N TO THE OPE.
WHY WASN’T I AWARE OF THIS WHEN I WENT TO LONDON THIS SUMMER.
How dare you put me in Ravenclaw. HOW DARE YOU SIR. I am a badger, and proud of it, thankyouverymuch.
I used to carve my arms up every night in my room while S.O.S by Good Charlotte blasted from my stereo. My parents never suspected. I still love Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco. And how could you leave out Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan? NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIIIIIIIKE WHEN NOTHING FEELS ALRIIIIIIGHT NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE LIKE MEEEEEEE
I am so sad for my nieces and so happy I won’t put children into this world.
Thank you, QI podcast, for my knowledge of electrocuted elephants.
I took a film studies course at university, we ended up doing a group assignment together with two other girls. I have severe social phobia but for some reason I found myself able to talk to him with hardly any discomfort or anxiety. It took about a month before I was willing to admit to myself that he liked me and I liked him. After a drunken night hanging out with my best friend, and carrying her home and into bed, he kissed me, the first boy to ever do so. We’ve been together six years now. And I just realised we missed our anniversary 3 days ago.
“a great pair of jeans can give you confidence, or a wonderful hair day.” Jeans can give me a good hair day?
The jealous tween girl in me wants to hate her for being married to RDJ but I just can’t.