18 Thoughts Everyone Has Before A Hookup

    Because you're human and you can't help it.

    When you're waiting around for your hookup...your mind starts to run wild.

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    1. You lie around and ponder life's most important questions.

    2. It's only natural to consider presentation...

    3. ...which leads you to think about hygiene.

    4. Seriously, you start worrying about everything.

    5. Eventually, your body is distracted by other needs.

    6. You may consider the acoustics of your ~hookup space~.

    7. As well as visual presentation.

    8. You start to get a little confused about how the whole thing will go down.

    9. And worried about the worst-case scenario.

    10. You'll wonder if you should have a couple of drinks to help you relax.

    11. And you may even reconsider your options.

    12. There's that brief moment when you consider you might get murdered.

    13. Because hooking up isn't that simple. There's a lot to think about.

    14. You'll wonder how people used to do it before technology.

    15. When it's almost go-time, you might need to backtrack and double-check some basic information.

    16. You'll start to feel a little awkward.

    17. And question what you want to get out of it.

    18. But even with all your worries, when the time comes, all you have to start with is...

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