2. You expect driving somewhere to take significantly less time than your GPS tells you.
Aren’t you just the cutest?! Tack on 20 minutes instead.
3. You show up to the grocery store without reusable bags.
4. You correct people when they call the interstate the “freeway.”
Those silly West Coast kids.
5. You wait patiently to turn left at traffic lights.
You’ve sat through 3 lights already, but you’re sure traffic will clear up for the next one!