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I wake up this morning and think to myself:
So I squint at the clock, then wonder...
...HOW did I wake up at 1:01 PM?
And I realize, that's no clock -- That's my thermometer.
But it's just a little heat, right?
So I drink four gallons of water...
...grimace out the window...
...and go out to face the heat.
I walk outside like:
And the heat wave is all like:
And I'm like:
I can handle this.
...right? I can totally handle this.
...okay, shit, it's hotter than fucking Qarth up in here.
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
And the heat wave is like:
And I'm like:
First thought:
Second Thought:
Third Thought:
So I sprint indoors to seek heat refuge...
...knocked backward by blistering gusts of A.C...
...and it hurts. But it hurts so good.
Will I try to go outside again?
Heat Wave, you've taught us a few things:
#1. It was pretty damn unexpected
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