13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

Just so you know.

1. "I see that this sale item is ripped/broken/torn to shreds. How much of a discount do I get?"

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Girl, why do you think it's on SALE?

2. "Oh! What time do you close?"

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NOW BITCH.

3. "And how's your day going?"

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Actually my feet kill and that sweater you're holding? I've hung it up 50 times in one hour.

4. "I left all the clothes I tried on on top of another pile of clothes/ on that chair/ somewhere they are not supposed to be."

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Simply, thank you. No one else is following the posted Dressing Room rules, why should you?

5. "Oh... You don't look like you work here."

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..............

6. *Sees customer mess up rack immediately after finger spacing it*

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I've been physically close to doing this.

7. "You work here right? Can you start me a fitting room?"

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I mean...... don't you wanna look around a little more?

8. "Just to let you know, my kid just dropped their cheerios/ juice/ gum all over the floor.

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Sorry? Do I look like a maid?

9. "Can you go down to back stock and check to see if you have this size?"

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No.

10. "Why are the clothes so ugly this season?"

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I couldn't tell ya. I don't make the clothes, and I hardly sell them.

11. "I used to have a retail job a lot like yours..."

Oh... let me stop you right there, so you can answer this one question: How many fucks does it look like I give?

12. "It's their job to clean up after us."

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Do. Not. Engage.

13. "You must love your job."

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HAHAHA no.