I had an early afternoon interview. I woke up late, in addition to having a cold, and pulled on a wrinkled suit, ripped tights, and 2 different colored shoes which I didn’t notice until I stopped at McDonald’s to get something to eat. I figured I could still salvage everything. It honestly was going pretty good in spite of everything. Until my stomach starting rumbling. I thought it would be in bad taste to ask to go to the bathroom during the interview so I just clenched as hard as I could which was working…until I sneezed. I farted louder than I ever have in my life. I knew it was gonna happen. I even said “Oh no!” right before I sneezed. After turning 800 shades of red I got up, thanked them for their time, and ran as fast as my 2 different shoes would carry me. They actually called to offer me the job but I was so embarrassed that I’d have to see the people I farted in front of everyday that I lied and said I’d been offered a job somewhere else.