1. "What?? Did you need this for something?"
2. "Nope...I didn't eat anything out of the garbage can...definitely not."
3. "THIS IS MY ART."
4. "It's not a mess, it's just how I express myself."
5. "I wasn't chewing on these, I just wanted to see if they were my size."
6. "Is there something in my teeth??"
7. "DON'T. SAY. A WORD. ABOUT THE POOP IN MOM'S CLOSET."
8. "It was so weird I was just frolicking along and happened to dig a ginormous hole totally by accident."
9. "OH, HELLO...DIDN'T EXPECT YOU HOME SO EARLY."
10. "Well, these were in the trash, so I thought it wouldn't matter if I chewed 'em up."
11. "Do you see these eyes? This is what total and complete innocence looks like."
12. "Maybe I'll just hide here until she forgets that I peed all over the couch."
13. "..........................what?"
14. "This is where I go to think about the next prank I'm gonna pull on my dad."
15. "INCOMING."
16. "Heheh, um........I can explain?"
17. "WE MIGHT BE TROUBLEMAKERS BUT WE'RE VERY LOVABLE TROUBLEMAKERS."
