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They NEVER want to cuddle up with you.
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And they don't get along with other animals...
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...especially little fluffy ones.
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They will pick flowers for you. Who wants that kind of disgusting romance in their lives?!?!
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Their smiles are really, really scary...
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They are so good at babysitting that they're taking jobs away from humans.
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And they have no patience at all for smaller dogs.
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They have absolutely NO MANNERS.
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NONE...LOOK AT THIS GENTLEMAN WHO HAS NEVER HEARD THE WORD 'POLITE' IN HIS LIFETIME.
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They always take everything so seriously.
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Just look...they don't know how to have any fun, at all, ever.
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MOVE ALONG, NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE.
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Their kisses are SO AGGRESSIVE.
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JUST LOOK AT THIS INSANITY!!!!!!!!!
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They have no patience.
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They aren't cute as puppies. Nope, not even a little.
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And they're absolutely terrible at snuggling.
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Who would even WANT a snuggle buddy like this?! NOT YOU.
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They are just too ambitious when playing fetch.
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And they won't share their snacks with you.
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They make nap time look like THIS and would you really want that?!
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They'll never miss you when it's time to go.
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They'll look so much better than you in a hat and you don't need that in your life.
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They are horrible at sharing the bed.
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And they won't ever go on any fun adventures with you.
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They are very aggressive...about napping.
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And they just hate hugs SO much.
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They won't ever put a smile on your face.
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And they don't ever have your back.
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Rottweilers. THEY'RE JUST THE WORST.
