1. Whoever was on the end of this scientific burn.
2. This unfortunate paintballer.
3. Sean who can apparently suck it.
4. This child who was burned by his own mother.
5. This excellent Google comeback.
6. This wise bathroom graffiti artist.
7. The person on the receiving end of these sexts.
8. Whoever thought it was a good idea to mess with James Blunt.
I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue. RT @Alif_novaldi: Fuck you james blunt
10. This cranberry juice accuser.
11. This unfortunate soul.
12. This superhero.
13. This person who didn't think things through.
14. This beautiful poet.
15. This liquor fan.
16. John who was just looking for a little politeness.
17. And finally, that dial-up dubstep drop.
