1.
"I've perfected my selfie pose."
2.
"Guys, I deserve my own personal chair."
3.
"This is my bed now, find something else to cook with."
4.
"I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP."
5.
"Can't we just play tag?"
6.
"Hey, what's going on in there?!"
7.
"Come back and wash your hands at a time that's more convenient for me."
8.
"IT'S ALWAYS PLAY TIME IN OUR HOUSE."
9.
"Yeah I'm winking at you, girl."
10.
"This is my natural resting face and it's fabulous."
12.
"Oh, did you want to sleep in this spot?"
13.
"I'm really, really in the holiday spirit right now."
14.
"I can smile exactly like a human!"
15.
"I've got the cutest tongue in the world."
16.
"This couch loves me the most."
17.
"I made this hat myself."
18.
"Sorry guys...there's only room for one on this couch, and it's me."
19.
"My wrinkles look adorable FROM ALL ANGLES."
20.
"Ignore the scenic landscape, I'm the gorgeous one in this picture."
21.
"Can I have a belly rub, please?"
22.
"Guys, can't you see that I've got the cutest ears in the entire world?!"
23.
"Can we just stay in bed and snuggle forever?"
24.
"I just like smiling...SMILING IS MY FAVORITE."
25.
"Do not disturb me while I'm in my plastic dome."
26.
"Guys, I just can't right now."
27.
"This jersey might be way too big for me but I'm a super fan so I'm committing to it."
28.
"I'M JUST SO. HAPPY. RIGHT NOW."
29.
"Too tired to go on. Way. Too. Tired."
30.
"Uh...is this the exit?"
31.
"I will have every last drop of this ice cream ."
32.
"What's the right way to sleep again??"
33.
"OH HI. IT'S VERY NICE TO SEE YOU."
34.
"This is my tube now. Sorry, humans!"
35.
"I've got the longest tongue in ALL THE LAND!"
36.
"Come on, can't we just snuggle a lil longer?"
37.
"This is super comfortable, you should try it out."