1. Every single function you attend has pizza and it's TORTURE.
2. When your Lactaid spares you from bathroom visits but you're still cutting some rancid cheese.
3. When you just want a liiiittttleeee taste of ice cream...
4. ...and then you make a break for the bathroom.
5. The way everyone stares at you when you peel the cheese off of your pizza.
6. When your Lactaid pill just completely fails you...
7. ...and you end up laying on the bathroom floor because there's no use in leaving.
8. When you're eating dinner at your friend's house and the food is full of dairy.
9. When people first find out you can't actually eat ice cream.
10. When your soymilk doesn't bring any boys to the yard.
11. When you go to family functions and NOBODY remembers that you can't eat dairy.
12. Knowing that Ben and Jerry's will only ever be something you dream about.
13. When all of your friends go out to the ice cream shop.
14. When you're stuck with the vegan option even though you're not vegan.
15. When you're with a bunch of people you don't know well and the immediate need for a bathroom strikes you.
16. When you find out that there's cream in the pasta your ordered.
17. How much you hate yourself after you eat dairy.
18. When someone says 100% whole milk.
19. When you have to shop at special grocery stores to get food you can actually eat.
20. Sometimes, giving in is totally worth it...
21. ...because even though you'll be paying for it...
22. ...at least you had the most DELICIOUS SNACK EVER.
