1. "I see sparks fly whenever you say snack time."
2. "HAPPY, FREE, CONFUSED AND HUNGRY AT THE SAME TIME."
3. "He's the reason for the teardrops on my paw."
4. "Don't you ever grow up, just stay this little."
5. "WHY YA GOTTA BE SO MEAN."
6. "You take my paw and drag me whiskers first, fearless."
7. "I WAS THERE WHEN YOU SAID FOREVER AND ALWAYS."
8. "You are the best thing that's even been mine."
9. "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN."
10. "You're on the phone with your kitten, she's upset..."
"...SHE'S GOING OFF ABOUT CATNIP THAT YOU FED."
11. "I WAS ENCHANTED TO EAT YOU."
12. "I'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes."
13. "WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER SNUGGLING TOGETHER."
