1.
"TONY HAWK LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS FROM ME."
2.
"I'm going to occupy your shoe until you bow down to my cuteness."
3.
"I'M A SNOWFLAKE AND NO ONE CARES."
4.
"Clark Kent took ALL OF MY CREDIT."
5.
"PETER COTTONTAIL IS A FRAUD."
6.
"I'm the cutest dog in the world and I deserve ALL OF THE ATTENTION."
7.
"I'M AN ELEPHANT NOW AND NOBODY CARES."
8.
"I am actually a pirate that time traveled from the 16th century and not one person cares."
9.
"I CAN FLY AND NO ONE EVEN NOTICED."
11.
"This can't really be happening."
12.
"CAN'T EVERYONE SEE THAT I AM A PRINCESS?!"
13.
"I'm a spider and no one is even afraid of me."
14.
"I AM THE SOLE REASON THAT SHARK WEEK IS A SUCCESS."
16.
"Acknowledge me and you'll realize how DASHING MY WRINKLES ARE."
17.
"Someday everyone will worship our fabulousness."