1. "Practice your puppy dog eyes. If you get good enough, you'll be able to get ANY TREAT YOU WANT."
2. "The humans will try to keep you off the couch, but once they realize how cuddly you are, they'll come around."
3. "Nothing is more important than your human and your best pal, so give them both lots of snuggles!"
4. "JUST JUMP IN, I SWEAR IT'S GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN."
5. "Always have each other's back."
6. "Tummy rubs and kisses are the GREATEST THINGS ON EARTH."
7. "The big comfy bed is actually ours, we just let our humans share it."
8. "If you follow your human around with your toy for long enough, I PROMISE SHE'LL THROW IT."
9. "Stand right underneath mom's feet when she's in the kitchen...she ALWAYS drops something yummy."
10. "There's a magical adventure box called a car and it's one of the best things you'll ever experience."
11. "Your chances at getting a belly rub are 100% higher if you roll onto your back and smile."
12. "There's special paper in the bathroom and it's more fun than ANY TOY YOU'LL EVER GET."
13. "Be cute enough and soon every surface will be your bed."
14. "Pointy ears or floppy ears, we all deserve lots of snuggles."
15. "LEARN THE TRICK, GET THE TREAT."
16. "Nap time is almost as important as snack time."
17. "Every single person you meet deserves a huge kiss, JUST LIKE THIS."
KITTEN BONUS:
"It's true...us dogs actually find you kitties pretty cute."
