(If you think Marija's impressive, check out the woman she beat.)
And I've got a feeling 2013 is going to be better than ever. Here's just a sample of all there is to look forward to:
The William Hung, But With Half A Prayer: Cezar, Romania
The Needless Comeback: Bonnie Tyler, U.K.
The Surprisingly Rad Act That Won't Make It Out Of The Semis: Who See, Montenegro
The One You Love In Spite Of Yourself: Krista Siegfrids, Finland
The Group That Plays Their Own Instruments: Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankulov, Bulgaria
Actually he kind of looks like Bill Nye, which is a thought you won't be able to unthink.
The Odd Couple: Esma & Lozano, Macedonia
The Chump Who's Gonna Go Too Damn Far: Robin Sternjberg, Sweden
The Hippies With Too Many Hats: Gianluca, Malta
The Girl With The Pipes: Amandine Beourgeois, France
You can check out even more Eurovision strangeness at the official site, but what's the point? We're all obviously #teamcezar.