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<title>I agree with Jon, who posted a Facebook comment....</title>
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    <p>I agree with Jon, who posted a Facebook comment. I&#8217;ve always found Evan&#8217;s brother from the first game, Adam, to be much more horrifying. Especially because of his laugh as he dies.</p>

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  <media:description type="html">I agree with Jon, who posted a Facebook comment. I&#x26;#39;ve always found Evan&#x26;#39;s brother from the first game, Adam, to be much more horrifying. Especially because of his laugh as he dies.</media:description>
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<title>Not really a video, just a still image and a song....</title>
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    <p>Not really a video, just a still image and a song. 

However, I just love the soundtrack to Bastion. It&#8217;s wonderful.</p>

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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:32:23 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Not really a video, just a still image and a song. 

However, I just love the soundtrack to Bastion. It&#x26;#39;s wonderful.</media:description>
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<title>And this is just in case you wanted a side-by-side...</title>
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    <p>And this is just in case you wanted a side-by-side comparison between our sun and the Earth, and our sun and VY Canis Majoris, the largest star.

VY Canis Majoris is massive. If you&#8217;re traveling at the speed of light, it would take 14.5 seconds to travel around the circumference of our sun.

Going at the same speed, around the circumference of VY Canis Majoris, it would take 8 and a half hours.

And to fill up VY Canis Majoris, you would need 120,000,000,000,000,000 Earths.</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 12:56:46 -0400</pubDate>
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VY Canis Majoris is massive. If you&#x26;#39;re traveling at the speed of light, it would take 14.5 seconds to travel around the circumference of our sun.

Going at the same speed, around the circumference of VY Canis Majoris, it would take 8 and a half hours.

And to fill up VY Canis Majoris, you would need 120,000,000,000,000,000 Earths.</media:description>
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<title>Am I going to hell now?</title>
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    <p>Am I going to hell now?</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:34:43 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Because as we all know, God chooses the names of...</title>
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    <p>Because as we all know, God chooses the names of storms.</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:53:37 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>He also made several war bond and war effort...</title>
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    <p>He also made several war bond and war effort cartoons.

(I find it somewhat funny that several of his cartoons are telling people to put aside their racism and hire blacks to work in factories, while showing a racist caricature of a Japanese man.)</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:00:55 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">He also made several war bond and war effort cartoons.

(I find it somewhat funny that several of his cartoons are telling people to put aside their racism and hire blacks to work in factories, while showing a racist caricature of a Japanese man.)</media:description>
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<title>Yes, he is.
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    <p>Yes, he is.

England is a part of the United Kingdom. It&#8217;s not an island. The United Kingdom is an island nation, but you wouldn&#8217;t say &#8220;The island of the United Kingdom&#8221;, it&#8217;s either Great Britain, Ireland, or the British Islands/Isles.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 18:03:40 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Yes, he is.

England is a part of the United Kingdom. It&#x26;#39;s not an island. The United Kingdom is an island nation, but you wouldn&#x26;#39;t say &#x22;The island of the United Kingdom&#x22;, it&#x26;#39;s either Great Britain, Ireland, or the British Islands/Isles.</media:description>
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<title>#25: Anywhere near your crotch:</title>
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    <p>#25: Anywhere near your crotch:</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:28:07 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">#25: Anywhere near your crotch:</media:description>
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<title>#15 just reminds me of the Onion&#x27;s Our Dumb...</title>
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    <p>#15 just reminds me of the Onion&#8217;s Our Dumb Century</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 20:53:18 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">#15 just reminds me of the Onion&#x26;#39;s Our Dumb Century</media:description>
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<title>And they made lots of bucks! The greedy bastards!</title>
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    <p>And they made lots of bucks! The greedy bastards!</p>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 11:45:26 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">And they made lots of bucks! The greedy bastards!</media:description>
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<title>I don&#x27;t think it&#x27;s a silverfish, or at...</title>
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    <p>I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a silverfish, or at least it&#8217;s not a species I know. Looks more like a House Centipede. 

However, House Centipedes are fast bastards. They&#8217;re between 1 and 2 inches, yet can run 1.3 feet in a bloody second.

The only good thing about them is that they eat spiders and other bugs, and I hate spiders.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:30:07 -0400</pubDate>
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However, House Centipedes are fast bastards. They&#x26;#39;re between 1 and 2 inches, yet can run 1.3 feet in a bloody second.

The only good thing about them is that they eat spiders and other bugs, and I hate spiders.</media:description>
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<title>Looks like a House Centipede to me, but I might be...</title>
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    <p>Looks like a House Centipede to me, but I might be wrong.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:28:05 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Rick Santorum?</title>
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    <p>Rick Santorum?</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:09:20 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Bugs Bunny had it right all along!</title>
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    <p>Bugs Bunny had it right all along!</p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 02:24:38 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Obligatory Bear Grylls joke.
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    <p>Obligatory Bear Grylls joke.

(I&#8217;m sorry.)</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:39:20 -0400</pubDate>
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(I&#x26;#39;m sorry.)</media:description>
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    <p>This is the best personification of suppression and control that I have ever seen.

It&#8217;s simply perfect.</p>
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<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 00:04:38 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">This is the best personification of suppression and control that I have ever seen.

It&#x26;#39;s simply perfect.</media:description>
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<title>One of these days I&#x27;m going to need to get...</title>
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    <p>One of these days I&#8217;m going to need to get photoshop/stop sucking at these.</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:15:02 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">One of these days I&#x26;#39;m going to need to get photoshop/stop sucking at these.</media:description>
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<title>Those aren&#x27;t the world&#x27;s largest breasts....</title>
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    <p>Those aren&#8217;t the world&#8217;s largest breasts. Even these aren&#8217;t the largest sized, and they&#8217;re apparently a 153XXX cup.

(And I have no idea why I know about this. I feel so much shame and self-loathing right now.)</p>
    <p><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com//static/imagebuzz/web05/2012/2/16/22/those-arent-the-worlds-largest-breasts-30153-1329451190-9.jpg" width="" height="" alt="" />		</p>
  








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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:59:51 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Those aren&#x26;#39;t the world&#x26;#39;s largest breasts. Even these aren&#x26;#39;t the largest sized, and they&#x26;#39;re apparently a 153XXX cup.

(And I have no idea why I know about this. I feel so much shame and self-loathing right now.)</media:description>
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    <p>*Based on a true story.

(Sort of a quick explanation: I was homeschooled through Middle School. Long story short, nervous breakdown leading to social phobia. I&#8217;m better now.

None of these were ever true for me. However, I knew several other homeschooled kids, and they were worse than Homeschool Harold. Many were close-minded, knew nothing of science except &#8220;God did it!&#8221;, etc. I had one conversation with one of them, who at the time was ~14 years old.

I heard that he liked Star Wars, so I was telling him about how I read a comic saying that Boba Fett had a daughter. Through the course of the conversation, I discovered two things about the kid:
1: He had yet to be taught about sex, still believing in the stork.
2: He thought it was physically impossible to have a child out of wedlock. As in, the stork won&#8217;t bring you a child unless you were married.

Never talked to him again.)</p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 09:53:12 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">*Based on a true story.

(Sort of a quick explanation: I was homeschooled through Middle School. Long story short, nervous breakdown leading to social phobia. I&#x26;#39;m better now.

None of these were ever true for me. However, I knew several other homeschooled kids, and they were worse than Homeschool Harold. Many were close-minded, knew nothing of science except &#x22;God did it!&#x22;, etc. I had one conversation with one of them, who at the time was ~14 years old.

I heard that he liked Star Wars, so I was telling him about how I read a comic saying that Boba Fett had a daughter. Through the course of the conversation, I discovered two things about the kid:
1: He had yet to be taught about sex, still believing in the stork.
2: He thought it was physically impossible to have a child out of wedlock. As in, the stork won&#x26;#39;t bring you a child unless you were married.

Never talked to him again.)</media:description>
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