1. An eroded piece of Mt. Rushmore
Nothing like a little bit of history to start off the day!
2. The fish that’s mounted on your grandparents’ living room wall
I’m sure it’s still fresh.
4. Dust bunnies from under your bed
Nothing a little ketchup can’t fix.
8. This wallet that looks like a cookie
If it looks like a cookie, who’s to say it doesn’t taste like one?
Don’t pretend you didn’t already consider this one.
11. Your sister’s homework
Dogs must love it for a reason!
12. Those leftovers in the back of your fridge from two weeks ago
They’re not gonna get rid of themselves.
Promote it from a condiment to a main course.
17. The cereal at the bottom of the box
Crumby doesn’t always equal crummy.
20. A box of staples
How else will people know how tough you are?