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    17 Signs You Should Probably Give Up On Sports

    I know athleticism is supposed to run in your family, but maybe it just skipped a generation.

    1. Your family has started wearing paper bags over their heads to your games.

    2. The only team that will accept you is CYO.

    3. Your coach holds direct eye contact with you whenever he's yelling at your team.

    4. Your asthma requires you to take a break every five minutes.

    5. The ball hits you more often than you hit it.

    6. You're still not sure how to hold a tennis racket properly.

    7. Your team refers to you as the "MVP" every year because they think it's funny.

    8. Your dad offers to reward you with money if you score a basket.

    9. Your coach encourages everyone to pass to you.

    10. Fans of the other team have even started rooting you on.

    11. The only chance you have at making it to second base has nothing to do with baseball.

    12. You silently pray that no one will pass to you.

    13. Your golf score is higher than your weight.

    14. Your coach has a paramedic on speed dial for your frequent injuries.

    15. Your version of wrestling is more like aggressive cuddling.

    16. When someone suggests bowling your immediate reaction is, "With bumpers, right?"

    17. You get overexcited when you finally score.