15 Things I Only Took Part In For The Food

Some people follow their heart, I tend to follow my stomach.

1. Girl Scouts

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I only agreed to wear that stupid sash because of snack time.

2. Carnivals

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It's not like anyone goes for the rides. That fried dough though...

3. Babysitting

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A whole pantry to myself?

4. Super Bowl Parties

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You keep an eye on the game, I'll keep an eye on the Buffalo chicken wing dip.

5. High School Clubs

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There'll be pizza at your first meeting? Sure I'll come (and not come to any more meetings for the rest of the year)!

6. Soccer

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Let's be honest, those orange slices during half-time were my only motivation.

7. Donating Blood

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I was promised cookies at the end of this thing.

8. Baseball games

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Yay sports! Get me some more Cracker Jacks, would ya?

9. Breakfast with Santa

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Can we just skip the jolly bearded guy and get right to the pancakes?

10. Church

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Oooh, free alcohol! And round wafer things.

11. Family gatherings

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I can deal with the awkward small talk in exchange for lots of mashed potatoes.

12. Doctor's appointments

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If I'm getting this shot, there better be a lollipop waiting for me at the end.

13. Sports banquets

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So. Much. Food.

14. Movie theater

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It may be expensive, but nothing compares to that theater popcorn.

15. Running events

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That giant tent filled with food at the end of every race almost makes all that sweating worth it.