The New Twitter Follower Emails Look Like Memorials

Something had been bugging me about these things since they changed. Then it hit me.

To be fair, my tombstone inscription wouldn’t be THAT different from my Twitter bio. RIP Ken, and thanks for the follow.

Here is Ken’s favorite song (maybe???? we’ll never know), as suggested by Mary H.K. Choi.

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