1. The ‘Kony 2012’ guy got caught (on video!) masturbating in public
2. The biggest Apple story in years turned out to be made up
4. Norfolk State and Lehigh pulled off the biggest March Madness upsets in over a decade
March Madness: Watch The End Of The Biggest Upset In Over A Decade. UPDATE: And now 15th seed Lehigh has defeated 2nd-ranked Duke? What?
5. George Clooney got arrested
March 16th, 2012: The day Twitter peaked. Is everyone feeling ok? What are we supposed to do now?