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Meet "Drunk Nate Silver"

He’s like The Onion Joe Biden of election forecasters.

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Meet "Drunk Nate Silver"
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1. It all started with a tweet from Dan Levitan:

Dan Levitan @levitandan

Drunk Nate Silver is riding the subway, telling strangers the day they will die

2:58 AM - 8 Nov 12

2. Now, it’s trending:

Sarah Pavis @spavis

drunk nate silver doing a 3 am webinar for his ex with charts and graphs that should finally make it clear

3:46 PM - 8 Nov 12
Alan @alan_maguire

Drunk Nate Silver points at the night sky. The star he is pointing at flickers then dies.

4:02 PM - 8 Nov 12
Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh

Drunk Nate Silver waits 20 minutes for the G train, nods silently when it arrives, walks out of the station

4:00 PM - 8 Nov 12
max read @max_read

drunk nate silver, shirtless in a papaya king, almost doing a split, explaining to college students canonical body proportions

3:59 PM - 8 Nov 12
Mike Dang @reportermike

Drunk Nate Silver, staring glumly in the mirror, on the day he realizes that this marriage is over, but will fight the odds anyway.

3:59 PM - 8 Nov 12
Aaron Walter @dangerwalter

Drunk Nate Silver vomiting a Fibonacci spiral on the floor of Taco Bell

3:57 PM - 8 Nov 12
alfred maskeroni @digimatized

Drunk Nate Silver is re-taking OK cupid quizzes.

3:57 PM - 8 Nov 12
max read @max_read

drunk nate silver sighing loudly while looking over a russian lady's shoulder as she does sudoku on the subway

3:53 PM - 8 Nov 12
John Herrman @jwherrman

Drunk Nate Silver strolling around a casino, whispering "you're on a roll" in strangers' ears

3:05 PM - 8 Nov 12
Jack Stuef @stuef

Drunk Nate Silver passed out curled up in a parabola

3:56 PM - 8 Nov 12
Kevin Lincoln @KTLincoln

Drunk Nate Silver explaining to you why your baby will manage a Radisohack

3:54 PM - 8 Nov 12
Dick Wisdom @nostrich

Drunk Nate Silver, a very good poker player, doubles down

3:46 PM - 8 Nov 12
Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon

Drunk Nate Silver reels off the next 18 months of Pitchfork scores *and* Best New Musics.

3:44 PM - 8 Nov 12
Ed Zitron @edzitron

Drunk Nate Silver claiming that Paul Krugman is “mere minutes from death”

3:10 PM - 8 Nov 12
John Herrman @jwherrman

Drunk Nate Silver watching your funeral from the bushes, nodding

2:55 PM - 8 Nov 12
alfred maskeroni @digimatized

Drunk Nate Silver is frustrated in Union Square-- "IT'S A CLOCK!!!!!!!!"

4:11 PM - 8 Nov 12
Richard Lawson @rilaws

Drunk Nate Silver "solving" Grindr.

4:00 PM - 8 Nov 12
Ben Jackson @benjaminjackson

Drunk Nate Silver counting out exactly five hundred and thirty-eight french fries at McDonalds, then slowly dipping 206 of them in ketchup

4:06 PM - 8 Nov 12
Rusty Foster @rustyk5

Drunk Nate Silver at the counter of a 7-11, asks proprietor "What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, friendo?", buys another 4-Loko.

4:21 PM - 8 Nov 12
Austin Wulf @AustinWulf

Drunk Nate Silver in Times Square on New Year's Eve counting down before everyone else.

4:18 PM - 8 Nov 12
Andrew Moseman @Agmoseman

Drunk Nate Silver knows exactly how to fix Dylan Byers' fantasy football team, but won't tell him.

3:55 PM - 8 Nov 12
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