#Oomf has been around for a while, but really blew up this month:
Like all great hashtags, it’s extremely simple and therefore very versatile: it means, simply, “one of my followers.” The basic and infinitely flexible rubric is, “#oomf is,” so, basically, it’s hashtagged, institutionalized subtweeting. And it’s perfect.
4. Some of the tweets are just playful:
#oomf outfit to play ball in was cutee !— îªChristen_3îª
It’s bout time for #Oomf to get a new avi , Lol ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚— Rodney.
My 8,900 tweet goes to #Oomf lololol— Adventure Time . . â›„
9. A ton of them are flirty, wistful, or sometimes more direct than that:
#Oomf im crushing on you!— JoSosa Aka DollaBill
#Oomf should check his dm â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ â™¥— Mimmiâ™¥
Missing #oomf >>> SN: Thinking Bout Em Too— â™ Rodney Suave â™
thinking about #oomf and all the stuff we use to do lol— Cpayne Richardson
Im really digging #oomf !— â™¥â™¡â†’K.Squareâ†â™¥â™¡
oomf #oomf need to come join me in the shower :)— Latisha Jones
16. But what makes this hashtag the best hashtag of all time is the passive aggression. There is SO MUCH ANGER here, it’s #oomf’s raison d’être:
I would say something to #Oomf but I think she hates me.— Dylan Meyer
#oomf did not contact me the whole day yesterday! Hmph I see u!— Princess Nabouâ„¢
#oomf is seriously overdoin this situation— B_Deneice_Est42490
Forever wishing #oomf would text me ðŸ˜”ðŸ˜Ÿ— Sasha Kagan îŒ”
i want #oomf to come at me , so i can just shut her the fuck down !— FUCKwhatchuheard â™¡ ,
I swear #Oomf gets mad over the dumbest shit…— PG_5
#oomf is a ðŸŽðŸðŸŒðŸˆðŸŽ‚ translation FRUIT CAKE, seeing as #oomf can’t see emojis lol— Breana Childersâ™¥
Had a dream about #oomf . Looks like he went to sleep thinkin of me ðŸ˜Š— K[hermani]M
I wonder if #oomf gay .. He take pictures like he is !— Na’Shae
#oomf stalks the cinegram too hard #stopit— Jamaâ„¢
#oomf is nice, sweet and cute. But I just see him as like a brother type. ðŸ˜³— Arianne Bia
#oomf sure was tryna be slick last night.— Ceraela Lynn.
#oomf She sucked strangers cock for $100 lol http://t.co/kkaenAxr— Whitney Morin
#oomf is dumb as fuck right now.— duckling. âœ¨
#oomf is being real damn selfish .— november 24 â€
32. I MEAN DANG:
#oomf ain’t nothing but a fuck buddy— Dirty Mexican
We talk a lot about the future of Twitter on this site, but I think we might have been on the wrong track the whole time. The real future of Twitter is all #oomf, all the time.
#Oomf gets it. Right #oomf? #Oomf?????