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Introducing #Oomf, Twitter’s Best Ever Hashtag

It stands for “one of my followers,” and might also contain the entire spectrum of human experience.

#Oomf has been around for a while, but really blew up this month:

Like all great hashtags, it’s extremely simple and therefore very versatile: it means, simply, “one of my followers.” The basic and infinitely flexible rubric is, “#oomf is,” so, basically, it’s hashtagged, institutionalized subtweeting. And it’s perfect.

4. Some of the tweets are just playful:

#oomf on that stuff...

— DR4 (@MrKuykendall)

My 8,900 tweet goes to #Oomf lololol

— Adventure Time . . (@Dimple_sex)

#Oomf goofy as hell

— FUK_|_YO_FEELINS (@Trust_None_But1)

9. A ton of them are flirty, wistful, or sometimes more direct than that:

#Oomf im crushing on you!

— JoSosa Aka DollaBill (@RealJojoBelton)

#Oomf should check his dm ………… ♥

— Mimmi (@MimmiIsCool)

#oomf is cute.

— robo. (@iamrobyn__)

Missing #oomf >>> SN: Thinking Bout Em Too

Rodney Suave (@Wiz_Capone23)

thinking about #oomf and all the stuff we use to do lol

— Cpayne Richardson (@Ayoo_Paynee)

Im really digging #oomf !

♡→K.Square←♡ (@Tink_keepnit100)

oomf #oomf need to come join me in the shower :)

— Latisha Jones (@Latisha97863562)

16. But what makes this hashtag the best hashtag of all time is the passive aggression. There is SO MUCH ANGER here, it’s #oomf’s raison d’être:

I would say something to #Oomf but I think she hates me.

— Dylan Meyer (@Dylan_meyer1)

#oomf did not contact me the whole day yesterday! Hmph I see u!

— Princess Nabou (@MsNabou)

#oomf is seriously overdoin this situation

— B_Deneice_Est42490 (@WalkByFaith0424)

Forever wishing #oomf would text me 😔😟

— Sasha Kagan  (@Sasha_Kagan)

i want #oomf to come at me , so i can just shut her the fuck down !

— FUCKwhatchuheard ♡ , (@fuckyoupayme_xo)

I swear #Oomf gets mad over the dumbest shit...

— PG_5 (@SophoMoric_Mind)

#oomf is a 🍎🍏🍌🍈🎂 translation FRUIT CAKE, seeing as #oomf can't see emojis lol

— Breana Childers (@AyeYoYou_Janky)

Had a dream about #oomf . Looks like he went to sleep thinkin of me 😊

— K[hermani]M (@Hello_KEEty)

I wonder if #oomf gay .. He take pictures like he is !

— Na'Shae (@ItweetInsanee)

#oomf stalks the cinegram too hard #stopit

— Jama (@Official_Jama)

#oomf is nice, sweet and cute. But I just see him as like a brother type. 😳

— Arianne Bia (@ariannebia)

#oomf is so fake.

— Merisssssa (@loverlyanne)

#oomf sure was tryna be slick last night.

— Ceraela Lynn. (@2liveceraela)

#oomf She sucked strangers cock for $100 lol http://t.co/kkaenAxr

— Whitney Morin (@WhitneyMorin12)

#oomf is dumb as fuck right now.

— duckling. (@dHammond_)

#oomf is being real damn selfish .

— november 24 † (@ASAPBeauty_)

32. I MEAN DANG:

#oomf ain't nothing but a fuck buddy

— Dirty Mexican (@_JoeDirty)

We talk a lot about the future of Twitter on this site, but I think we might have been on the wrong track the whole time. The real future of Twitter is all #oomf, all the time.

#Oomf gets it. Right #oomf? #Oomf?????

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