Introducing #Oomf, Twitter’s Best Ever Hashtag

It stands for “one of my followers,” and might also contain the entire spectrum of human experience. posted on

#Oomf has been around for a while, but really blew up this month:

Like all great hashtags, it’s extremely simple and therefore very versatile: it means, simply, “one of my followers.” The basic and infinitely flexible rubric is, “#oomf is,” so, basically, it’s hashtagged, institutionalized subtweeting. And it’s perfect.

4. Some of the tweets are just playful:

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf outfit to play ball in was cutee !

It's bout time for #Oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oomf">#Oomf to get a new avi , Lol 😂😂

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf on that stuff...

My 8,900 tweet goes to #Oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oomf">#Oomf lololol

9. A ton of them are flirty, wistful, or sometimes more direct than that:

#Oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oomf">#Oomf should check his dm ………… ♥

Missing #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf >>> SN: Thinking Bout Em Too

thinking about #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf and all the stuff we use to do lol

oomf #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf need to come join me in the shower :)

16. But what makes this hashtag the best hashtag of all time is the passive aggression. There is SO MUCH ANGER here, it’s #oomf’s raison d’être:

I would say something to #Oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oomf">#Oomf but I think she hates me.

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf did not contact me the whole day yesterday! Hmph I see u!

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf is seriously overdoin this situation

Forever wishing #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf would text me 😔😟

i want #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf to come at me , so i can just shut her the fuck down !

I swear #Oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Oomf">#Oomf gets mad over the dumbest shit...

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf"> href="#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf is a 🍎🍏🍌🍈🎂 translation FRUIT CAKE, seeing as http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf"> href="#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf can't see emojis lol

Had a dream about #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf . Looks like he went to sleep thinkin of me 😊

I wonder if #oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf gay .. He take pictures like he is !

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf stalks the cinegram too hard #stopit" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23stopit">#stopit

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf is nice, sweet and cute. But I just see him as like a brother type. 😳

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf sure was tryna be slick last night.

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf She sucked strangers cock for $100 lol bit.ly/R7IFii" target="_blank">http://t.co/kkaenAxr">bit.ly/R7IFii

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf is dumb as fuck right now.

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf is being real damn selfish .

32. I MEAN DANG:

#oomf" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23oomf">#oomf ain't nothing but a fuck buddy

We talk a lot about the future of Twitter on this site, but I think we might have been on the wrong track the whole time. The real future of Twitter is all #oomf, all the time.

#Oomf gets it. Right #oomf? #Oomf?????

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