1. Yesterday, German Chancellor Angela Merkel went to CeBit, a German tech conference, where she tried a high-security version of the new BlackBerry:
That terrifying eagle is the logo for Secusmart, a firm that makes security software for, among other things, BlackBerrys.
3. We eagerly await her full review.
Update: Readers readers point out that the eagle isn’t really historically “problematic.” I maintain that it’s a FAIRLY IMPOSING BIRD, however.