16 People Who Should Just Listen To The Dang Song

Shazam is destroying our brains.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
16 People Who Should Just Listen To The Da...
John Herrman

1. Dude

(thanks to @power_crystals for this idea)

2. Stop it. JUST LISTEN.

3. There are like, no other words

4. Seriously put down your phone

5. In the time it took you to open Shazam Mick Jagger said “satisfaction” at least three times

7. I mean, surely…

8. Apparently you can get lost in a vocal run

9. Would you ask your friend what this song is called? A stranger??

10. I mean I guess it could be the Weird Al one

11. Eight: The number of times Mariah says the name of this song, in this song

12. He doesn’t always speak clearly but HE DOES HERE

13. WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE CALLED

14. Let me see that… ahhhh what is it again? BETTER SHAZAM IT

15. Baby baby baby ohhhhhh, baby baby baby aaaaaghghghgh

16. I give up

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      I just look up the lyrics or use Soundhound if I absolutely can’t remember. I don’t post it on Twitter because nobody else cares at all.

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      To be fair, they might have used Shazam to find out who was singing the song, not the title of the song. Or maybe they just wanted to easily find out where they could find the song for purchase, since Shazam offers convenient links for that as well. My point is that you shouldn’t judge them too harshly for using Shazam. Instead, judge them for publishing their Shazam searches on Twitter like anybody gives a shit.

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