National St. Hotties Day: A Tribute To Val Kilmer

Years ago after watching The Saint my friends and I decided that Val Kilmer, and hot men everywhere, deserved to the appreciation of a holiday. And that evening, National St. Hotties Day was born.

The movie that started it all...

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It all started with this highly underappreciated movie (30% Rotten Tomatoes, seriously?) that truly showed off the many attractive sides of St. Val.

Even with his long locks...

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As brooding poet/ artist Thomas Moore, St. Val shows us that long locks and leather pants can be sexy.

So much hotness... in ONE FILM... from ONE MAN!

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There's a reason why he is named St. Val... how could you NOT want a piece of that Russian mustache?!?

Let's not forget St. Val in his earlier, just as hot, roles...

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Real Genius still has ladies everywhere wondering whether or not hammering a six-inch spike through a board with his penis is something St. Val is able to do.

My vote is yes...

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Braided hair, armor, and rain? Yep, still got it.

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MADMARTIGAN!!!!!!

St. Val raised the bar on ice cold sexy

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That's him, Iceman. That's the way he flies - ice cold, no mistakes.

It clearly doesn't matter what St. Val wears

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Someone this hot doesn't need to abide by your fashion rules... shirts, who needs shirts?!

But if you're a conformist, I assure you, St. Val has suit swagger...

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Suit. Swagger.

And for those non-traditionalists, he wears mud well, too...

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Yep, mud swagger... check!

St. Val wears his age (and scruff) with sexy pride

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I can't be the only one who wants to get in there and just mess with his hair and beard, right? Right? RIGHT?!?

Check out that smile. Swoon.

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I wonder if St. Val knows that his modesty just makes him even MORE of hottie. He's just walking down the street being all cute and hot. I wonder what he's thinking about? Probably kittens or puppies or baby pandas or something else awesome.

And he loves his mother...

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Even St. Val needs his mom sometimes! Respect.

In case you were wondering, St. Val was always on a path to hotness...

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Check out that hottie in training!! I wonder if the girls in school knew he would grow up to be St. Val, Patron Saint of Hotties.

So Val Edward Kilmer, Patron Saint of Hotties, here's to you!!

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And in case you're wondering, National St. Hottie's Day is celebrated on the first Friday in December. You should start planning now...